I do the laundry because I’m a man,
Not because I’m told to do it
And not because my balls are held for ransom.
No, manliness is the epitome of style.
Style cannot exist without cleanliness.
The two are mutually inclusive events!
I fold sheets with perfect edges
And keep socks paired by elasticity.
My skivvies though, those shape accentuating
Pieces of gentle cloth – that hold tight
My prized pieces of manly nature –
Get tumbled and crumpled into my exciting drawer.