They never see me
These silly humans
I lurk in the darkness
And over the fences
I find all of your
Leftover pizza
Shrimpy remains
Edges of sandwiches
And I smirk
At your sloppiness
How weakly you conceal
What you waste
Exorbitantly
Your spoils
My riches
I am laughing
In pure splendor!
Muahahaha
Francine can be purchased here.
Nope, didn’t even leave a single slice
Such a delicious, 4 topping
Clay oven roasted
Peperoni, mushroom
Cheesiest of all cheeses
Black olives straight from the tree
And the garden of love
THE GARDEN OF LOVE
Such fruitful abundance
From this same loving garden
Came green peppers of such freshness
Such juicy succulence
That it left me no choice today
Where all that was mine to do
All I could even do
Was smell with my nose
Fall in love with my eyes
Loosen my leather belt
And enjoy, savor
Every. single. bite
Of that 4 topping pizza
Can you still smell it lingering in the air?
I’d say I’m sorry for not leaving a slice..
If I wasn’t so full..
Mario can be purchased here.