for (me = startOfDay:endOfDay)
slam keys ;
slam keyboard ;
slam head on desk ;
pace in circles madly ;
starve self ;
if (small little amount of success appears)
boil water for tea ;
have some chocolate covered almonds ;
eat some delicious banana bread ;
end
implant ass in well worn chair ;
look at emails but ignore them ;
struggle and scratch head ;
stretch arms ;
if (point of frustration is beyond control)
take small break to do some yoga ;
end
end
cout << “haha, you’ll never get here” ;