I’m totally cheating
And I’ve cheated before
I’ve cheated on food
I’ve cheated on shoes
I’ve cheated on rainbows
And I’ve cheated on you
I’ve cheated exams
I’ve cheated the government
I’ve cheated the church
I’ve cheated my parents
I think that I’m winning
I think that you’re blind
I think that I’ll go once more
Just to cheat once again!